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What would you do if you had to retell the classic adventures of Thomas & Friends from memory? You'd probably go insane...

Thomas Poorly Retold is the result of such insanity. Want crude humor? We've got it. Stupid memes? Yep, here too. 2012 like humor? You bet.

If anything, half the time the only thing you won't find in this show is the actual Thomas story advertised. And if you do, it's probably gonna get really crazy...

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legal shit blah blah blah

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Thomas & Friends, the Thomas name, character and brand are owned by Mattel.

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Characters, stories, locations and music are used for parody and comedy purposes.

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